Double Review Day - Whore

Whore is honestly one of those bands you would not believe until you heard it yourself. The most offensive band I know of, and proud of it. The ammount of sleaze oozing from my speakers leaves me in awe. The audio equivalent of rape. There is nothing to complain about with this band, except maybe the production on the first album left a little to be desired. Endlessly entertaining samples, talent in every position, and enough sleaze to fill an alley (the perfect setting for rape!).

Unfinished Business - 9/10



Honestly, the only point off is for production. This album brought me into a whole new way of listening to metal. I wasn't even aware of the hate genre's existance. I just figured, maybe gore is as offensive as it gets. I was wrong. When you have lyrics like these, you are treading on new grounds.

Everything Will Be Alright

My friend's parents trusted me
They let me watch their kid
It was the biggest mistake they ever made
I molested that piece of shit

I did more than change that kid's diapers
I fingered that five month old cunt
She used my cock for a teething ring
Cuz I just wanted to fuck it's life up

That's it. That's the whole fucking song. In between sick double bass from $25 (Shad) and killer riffs from Franko America (Maniac Neil), too. Not to mention the quality of Rob Fornicator's vocals. Understandable, yet some of the deepest I've ever heard. Not to mention the best album art ever from Mike Diana! This album is all hatred against women, children, and basically any other living thing. And I love every minute of it. Old school sounding, but with the best elements of the new. Definitely on my top albums list. Available now on Razorback Records I might add, even though this band is on Moribund.


Doing it For the Kids - 10/10 (I'd give it more if I could)


Everything about this album is perfect. The production, the vocals, the music, the lyrics. Nothing at all to complain about. I may as well not even review this, and just say, fucking buy it already. But that would be too easy.

I have no idea where most of these samples come from, but they're pretty awesome. Not as good as the samples from Fornicator, but still great. Songs like Bottoming Out and Down for the Brown are favorites, as far as samples go.

As far as music goes, the highlights are songs 1-22, which happens to be the entire album. It even features a guest appearance from the mighty Gurge of Lord Gore! The inner art from Mike Diana is even sicker than last time.

Expect heavy production, heavy vocals, heavy riffs, and just the ballsiest sleaze in existance. Unfortunately, Whore has broken up, but if they ever make another album, bet that I'll review it and give it an extremely high rating.